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Foo Mee Har is a Malaysian-born Singaporean businesswoman and retired politician. She is a member of the governing People's Action Party (PAP). Foo has served as the Member of Parliament (MP) for the Ayer Rajah division from 2011 to 2020. Since 2020, she has represented the Ayer Rajah-Gek Poh division in the West Coast GRC.
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